Whoa. Since 2000?! eBaying for 23 years means 2 things. 1. I'm getting OLD! 2. I know what's good about eBay as a buyer and a seller. I try my best to be honest with my listings, because that's what I expect when I'm buying. Occasionally I like to pepper in some sarcasm or humor to amuse myself or perhaps, YOU. Cheers, and happy eBaying!