Reviews
"Brad Neely is a sort of folk hero for aughts-internet weirdos who searched for absurd comedy on the web and found his tall-tale rap about George Washington's two sets of testicles. Now he viciously parlays his obsessions with warped American history into this genre-defying novel that's nearly impossible to describe or put down. A meat-grinder of untrue facts and truer than true facts with jokes so dense you read past them for three seconds before pausing to reflect on how much of a dummy you were to miss them the first time. What the fuck is this book? I don't know, but I love it." --April Wolfe, screenwriter "This is fucking brilliant. Buy it. Funniest book I've read since John Bolton's The Room Where It Happened. " --Mike Sacks, author of Randy , Passable in Pink, Passing on the Right, and Stinker Lets Loose! "It's like discovering Blood Meridian typed neatly in the margins of your Gary Larson day calendar." --Ted Travelstead, author of The Petraeus Files and co-author of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk "The funniest and weirdest take on the story of Ulysses S. Grant, who for the very first time has been rendered interesting. Move over, all those other biographies I've never actually read." -- Jason Roeder, former senior editor of The Onion and author of Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning "The poetic parody of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant hilariously cuts to the heart of America like Ken Burns and Robert Caro drunkenly trying to one-up each other. Brad Neely's ornate comedic voice is at its most confident, weaving a textured, ridiculous historical fiction that ends up looking a whole lot like the truth." --Jacob Oller, Paste Magazine "This is what it would be like if Donald Barthelme were still alive and they taped an episode of Drunk History with him and just let the tape roll for 12 hours." -- Kevin Hyde, McSweeney's contributor "Humor and history are words rarely uttered in the same breath but this genre-busting biography accomplishes the impossible, turning the life of Ulysses S Grant into a fun and funny beach read." --Leonard Mlodinow, Author of Subliminal: How Your Unconscious Mind Rules Your Behavior; and, Emotional: How Feelings Shape Our Thinking, "The funniest and weirdest take on the story of Ulysses S. Grant, who for the very first time has been rendered interesting. Move over, all those other biographies I''ve never actually read." --Jason Roeder, former senior editor of The Onion and author of Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning "The poetic parody of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant hilariously cuts to the heart of America like Ken Burns and Robert Caro drunkenly trying to one-up each other. Brad Neely''s ornate comedic voice is at its most confident, weaving a textured, ridiculous historical fiction that ends up looking a whole lot like the truth." --Jacob Oller, Paste Magazine "Humor and history are words rarely uttered in the same breath but this genre-busting biography accomplishes the impossible, turning the life of Ulysses S Grant into a fun and funny beach read." --Leonard Mlodinow, New York Times -bestselling author of Subliminal: How Your Unconscious Mind Rules Your Behavior "Brad Neely is a sort of folk hero for aughts-internet weirdos who searched for absurd comedy on the web and found his tall-tale rap about George Washington''s two sets of testicles. Now he viciously parlays his obsessions with warped American history into this genre-defying novel that''s nearly impossible to describe or put down. A meat-grinder of untrue facts and truer than true facts with jokes so dense you read past them for three seconds before pausing to reflect on how much of a dummy you were to miss them the first time. What the fuck is this book? I don''t know, but I love it." --April Wolfe, screenwriter "This is fucking brilliant. Buy it. Funniest book I''ve read since John Bolton''s The Room Where It Happened. " --Mike Sacks, author of Randy , Passable in Pink, Passing on the Right, and Stinker Lets Loose! "It''s like discovering Blood Meridian typed neatly in the margins of your Gary Larson day calendar." --Ted Travelstead, author of The Petraeus Files and co-author of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk "This is what it would be like if Donald Barthelme were still alive and they taped an episode of Drunk History with him and just let the tape roll for 12 hours." -- Kevin Hyde, McSweeney''s contributor "I''m not even kidding when I say I think we should recall the Golden Record and select all/paste over everything we think we can bear to share about humanity with a copy of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant . Every single page, paragraph, and sentence of this encyclopedic, meta-satirical masterpiece reads like a tectonic plate of mythic gems, each hysterically imbued so much life, lore, gore, war, mirth, and utter madness, it''s hard to imagine how he made it fit all in one spine. Stand aside, ye Future Evil AI Stepkids of Twain, Swift, Pynchon, Joyce, and [whoever wrote those doorstops they based the Harry Potter movies on]--Brad Neely just whipped y''all''s asses wearing nothing but his National Treasure-level brain." --Blake Butler, author of AAnnex , Three Hundred Million , and Molly "Brad Neely is funny as hell. His comic and surreal alternative biography of Ulysses S. Grant reads like an epic episode of Drunk History starring Thomas Pynchon. Get one copy of this hilarious and wise book for yourself, and one for your Civil War-buff dad." --J. M. Tyree, author of The Counterforce, "Brad Neely is a sort of folk hero for aughts-internet weirdos who searched for absurd comedy on the web and found his tall-tale rap about George Washington's two sets of testicles. Now he viciously parlays his obsessions with warped American history into this genre-defying novel that's nearly impossible to describe or put down. A meat-grinder of untrue facts and truer than true facts with jokes so dense you read past them for three seconds before pausing to reflect on how much of a dummy you were to miss them the first time. What the fuck is this book? I don't know, but I love it." --April Wolfe, screenwriter, "It took someone as wizard-brained as Neely to crack the code on making literature as spastically gleeful as watching your favorite cartoon. This book doesn''t just make every other Grant biography obsolete, it renders History Itself an outmoded relic of the past." --Vernon Chatman, writer and producer of South Park and The Shivering Truth "The funniest and weirdest take on the story of Ulysses S. Grant, who for the very first time has been rendered interesting. Move over, all those other biographies I''ve never actually read." --Jason Roeder, former senior editor of The Onion and author of Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning "The poetic parody of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant hilariously cuts to the heart of America like Ken Burns and Robert Caro drunkenly trying to one-up each other. Brad Neely''s ornate comedic voice is at its most confident, weaving a textured, ridiculous historical fiction that ends up looking a whole lot like the truth." --Jacob Oller, Paste Magazine "Humor and history are words rarely uttered in the same breath but this genre-busting biography accomplishes the impossible, turning the life of Ulysses S Grant into a fun and funny beach read." --Leonard Mlodinow, New York Times -bestselling author of Subliminal: How Your Unconscious Mind Rules Your Behavior "Brad Neely is a sort of folk hero for aughts-internet weirdos who searched for absurd comedy on the web and found his tall-tale rap about George Washington''s two sets of testicles. Now he viciously parlays his obsessions with warped American history into this genre-defying novel that''s nearly impossible to describe or put down. A meat-grinder of untrue facts and truer than true facts with jokes so dense you read past them for three seconds before pausing to reflect on how much of a dummy you were to miss them the first time. What the fuck is this book? I don''t know, but I love it." --April Wolfe, screenwriter "This is fucking brilliant. Buy it. Funniest book I''ve read since John Bolton''s The Room Where It Happened. " --Mike Sacks, author of Randy , Passable in Pink, Passing on the Right, and Stinker Lets Loose! "It''s like discovering Blood Meridian typed neatly in the margins of your Gary Larson day calendar." --Ted Travelstead, author of The Petraeus Files and co-author of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk "This is what it would be like if Donald Barthelme were still alive and they taped an episode of Drunk History with him and just let the tape roll for 12 hours." -- Kevin Hyde, McSweeney''s contributor "I''m not even kidding when I say I think we should recall the Golden Record and select all/paste over everything we think we can bear to share about humanity with a copy of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant . Every single page, paragraph, and sentence of this encyclopedic, meta-satirical masterpiece reads like a tectonic plate of mythic gems, each hysterically imbued so much life, lore, gore, war, mirth, and utter madness, it''s hard to imagine how he made it fit all in one spine. Stand aside, ye Future Evil AI Stepkids of Twain, Swift, Pynchon, Joyce, and [whoever wrote those doorstops they based the Harry Potter movies on]--Brad Neely just whipped y''all''s asses wearing nothing but his National Treasure-level brain." --Blake Butler, author of AAnnex , Three Hundred Million , and Molly "Brad Neely is funny as hell. His comic and surreal alternative biography of Ulysses S. Grant reads like an epic episode of Drunk History starring Thomas Pynchon. Get one copy of this hilarious and wise book for yourself, and one for your Civil War-buff dad." --J. M. Tyree, author of The Counterforce, "Brad Neely is a sort of folk hero for aughts-internet weirdos who searched for absurd comedy on the web and found his tall-tale rap about George Washington's two sets of testicles. Now he viciously parlays his obsessions with warped American history into this genre-defying novel that's nearly impossible to describe or put down. A meat-grinder of untrue facts and truer than true facts with jokes so dense you read past them for three seconds before pausing to reflect on how much of a dummy you were to miss them the first time. What the fuck is this book? I don't know, but I love it." --April Wolfe, screenwriter "This is fucking brilliant. Buy it. Funniest book I've read since John Bolton's The Room Where It Happened. " --Mike Sacks, author of Randy , Passable in Pink, Passing on the Right, and Stinker Lets Loose! "It's like discovering Blood Meridian typed neatly in the margins of your Gary Larson day calendar." --Ted Travelstead, author of The Petraeus Files and co-author of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk "The funniest and weirdest take on the story of Ulysses S. Grant, who for the very first time has been rendered interesting. Move over, all those other biographies I've never actually read." -- Jason Roeder, former senior editor of The Onion and author of Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning, "Brad Neely is a sort of folk hero for aughts-internet weirdos who searched for absurd comedy on the web and found his tall-tale rap about George Washington's two sets of testicles. Now he viciously parlays his obsessions with warped American history into this genre-defying novel that's nearly impossible to describe or put down. A meat-grinder of untrue facts and truer than true facts with jokes so dense you read past them for three seconds before pausing to reflect on how much of a dummy you were to miss them the first time. What the fuck is this book? I don't know, but I love it." --April Wolfe, screenwriter "This is fucking brilliant. Buy it. Funniest book I've read since John Bolton's The Room Where It Happened. " --Mike Sacks, author of Randy , Passable in Pink, Passing on the Right, and Stinker Lets Loose! "It's like discovering Blood Meridian typed neatly in the margins of your Gary Larson day calendar." --Ted Travelstead, author of The Petraeus Files and co-author of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk, "The funniest and weirdest take on the story of Ulysses S. Grant, who for the very first time has been rendered interesting. Move over, all those other biographies I''ve never actually read." --Jason Roeder, former senior editor of The Onion and author of Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning "The poetic parody of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant hilariously cuts to the heart of America like Ken Burns and Robert Caro drunkenly trying to one-up each other. Brad Neely''s ornate comedic voice is at its most confident, weaving a textured, ridiculous historical fiction that ends up looking a whole lot like the truth." --Jacob Oller, Paste Magazine "Humor and history are words rarely uttered in the same breath but this genre-busting biography accomplishes the impossible, turning the life of Ulysses S Grant into a fun and funny beach read." --Leonard Mlodinow, New York Times -bestselling author of Subliminal: How Your Unconscious Mind Rules Your Behavior "Brad Neely is a sort of folk hero for aughts-internet weirdos who searched for absurd comedy on the web and found his tall-tale rap about George Washington''s two sets of testicles. Now he viciously parlays his obsessions with warped American history into this genre-defying novel that''s nearly impossible to describe or put down. A meat-grinder of untrue facts and truer than true facts with jokes so dense you read past them for three seconds before pausing to reflect on how much of a dummy you were to miss them the first time. What the fuck is this book? I don''t know, but I love it." --April Wolfe, screenwriter "This is fucking brilliant. Buy it. Funniest book I''ve read since John Bolton''s The Room Where It Happened. " --Mike Sacks, author of Randy , Passable in Pink, Passing on the Right, and Stinker Lets Loose! "It''s like discovering Blood Meridian typed neatly in the margins of your Gary Larson day calendar." --Ted Travelstead, author of The Petraeus Files and co-author of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk "This is what it would be like if Donald Barthelme were still alive and they taped an episode of Drunk History with him and just let the tape roll for 12 hours." -- Kevin Hyde, McSweeney''s contributor "I''m not even kidding when I say I think we should recall the Golden Record and select all/paste over everything we think we can bear to share about humanity with a copy of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant . Every single page, paragraph, and sentence of this encyclopedic, meta-satirical masterpiece reads like a tectonic plate of mythic gems, each hysterically imbued so much life, lore, gore, war, mirth, and utter madness, it''s hard to imagine how he made it fit all in one spine. Stand aside, ye Future Evil AI Stepkids of Twain, Swift, Pynchon, Joyce, and [whoever wrote those doorstops they based the Harry Potter movies on]--Brad Neely just whipped y''all''s asses wearing nothing but his National Treasure-level brain." --Blake Butler, author of AAnnex , Three Hundred Million , and Molly, "Brad Neely is a sort of folk hero for aughts-internet weirdos who searched for absurd comedy on the web and found his tall-tale rap about George Washington''s two sets of testicles. Now he viciously parlays his obsessions with warped American history into this genre-defying novel that''s nearly impossible to describe or put down. A meat-grinder of untrue facts and truer than true facts with jokes so dense you read past them for three seconds before pausing to reflect on how much of a dummy you were to miss them the first time. What the fuck is this book? I don''t know, but I love it." --April Wolfe, screenwriter "This is fucking brilliant. Buy it. Funniest book I''ve read since John Bolton''s The Room Where It Happened. " --Mike Sacks, author of Randy , Passable in Pink, Passing on the Right, and Stinker Lets Loose! "It''s like discovering Blood Meridian typed neatly in the margins of your Gary Larson day calendar." --Ted Travelstead, author of The Petraeus Files and co-author of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk "The funniest and weirdest take on the story of Ulysses S. Grant, who for the very first time has been rendered interesting. Move over, all those other biographies I''ve never actually read." -- Jason Roeder, former senior editor of The Onion and author of Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning "The poetic parody of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant hilariously cuts to the heart of America like Ken Burns and Robert Caro drunkenly trying to one-up each other. Brad Neely''s ornate comedic voice is at its most confident, weaving a textured, ridiculous historical fiction that ends up looking a whole lot like the truth." --Jacob Oller, Paste Magazine "This is what it would be like if Donald Barthelme were still alive and they taped an episode of Drunk History with him and just let the tape roll for 12 hours." -- Kevin Hyde, McSweeney''s contributor "Humor and history are words rarely uttered in the same breath but this genre-busting biography accomplishes the impossible, turning the life of Ulysses S Grant into a fun and funny beach read." --Leonard Mlodinow, Author of Subliminal: How Your Unconscious Mind Rules Your Behavior; and, Emotional: How Feelings Shape Our Thinking "I''m not even kidding when I say I think we should recall the Golden Record and select all/paste over everything we think we can bear to share about humanity with a copy of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant . Every single page, paragraph, and sentence of this encyclopedic, meta-satirical masterpiece reads like a tectonic plate of mythic gems, each hysterically imbued so much life, lore, gore, war, mirth, and utter madness, it''s hard to imagine how he made it fit all in one spine. Stand aside, ye Future Evil AI Stepkids of Twain, Swift, Pynchon, Joyce, and [whoever wrote those doorstops they based the Harry Potter movies on]--Brad Neely just whipped y''all''s asses wearing nothing but his National Treasure-level brain." --Blake Butler, author of AAnnex , Three Hundred Million , and Molly, "Brad Neely is a sort of folk hero for aughts-internet weirdos who searched for absurd comedy on the web and found his tall-tale rap about George Washington's two sets of testicles. Now he viciously parlays his obsessions with warped American history into this genre-defying novel that's nearly impossible to describe or put down. A meat-grinder of untrue facts and truer than true facts with jokes so dense you read past them for three seconds before pausing to reflect on how much of a dummy you were to miss them the first time. What the fuck is this book? I don't know, but I love it." --April Wolfe, screenwriter "This is fucking brilliant. Buy it. Funniest book I've read since John Bolton's The Room Where It Happened. " --Mike Sacks, author of Randy , Passable in Pink, Passing on the Right, and Stinker Lets Loose! "It's like discovering Blood Meridian typed neatly in the margins of your Gary Larson day calendar." --Ted Travelstead, author of The Petraeus Files and co-author of Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk "The funniest and weirdest take on the story of Ulysses S. Grant, who for the very first time has been rendered interesting. Move over, all those other biographies I've never actually read." -- Jason Roeder, former senior editor of The Onion and author of Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning "The poetic parody of You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant hilariously cuts to the heart of America like Ken Burns and Robert Caro drunkenly trying to one-up each other. Brad Neely's ornate comedic voice is at its most confident, weaving a textured, ridiculous historical fiction that ends up looking a whole lot like the truth." --Jacob Oller, Paste Magazine
