Character
Artist, Pat's Father, Girlfriend, Gregg, Frankie, Candy-Pants, Bruce Willis, Tom Pudd, The Ram, Feldman, Freddy Brown, Smitty the Dowser, Chad Chumley, Sweet Sal, Lloyd Llewellyn, Honest-To-God Eccentric, Charlie, Ted Williams, Football Widow, Little Octagon, Worm, Johnnie, Garbage-Throwing Misanthrope, Wallflower-Type, Rummy, God's Friend, Sergeant, The Sensual Santa, Dr. Nimrod, Miss, Slugger, Bill, Mason Reese, Insignificant Shrimp, Fat Slob Dork, Comb-Boiler, Squirrel Girl, Pogeybait, Bad Bill, Felix, Shamrock Squid, God, Moloch, Whiskey John, Otto, Dad, Reynolds, Ben, Dan Pussey, Obesity Hopkins, The Devil's Advocate, Sir God Eightball (Daniel Clowes), Joan, Steve, Lonely Woman, Pothead, Sensual Santa, Pat, Cherry, Lisa, Spokesman, Erika, Ectomorph, Needle-Dick, Ms. Chill, Furburger, Daniel G. Clowes, Ms. Nimrod, Bartender, Wallace Wood, Jim Belushi, Hal Hoffenkamp, Clouse, Jerry, Grandmother, Toupee Guy, Chief, Grip Glutz, The "Mom-Hater", Satan, Mrs. Ogelsby, Greg, Phillips, Dave Wickersham, Alice Bly, Stew, Willie Willions, Man-Child, Coach Patlak, Mr. Clowes, The Happy Fisherman, Daniel Clowes, Clowes, Frog, Mom, Little Enid (Enid Coleslaw), Sandy, Hippypants, Peace Bear, The Filthy Chicken, Tits, Zubrick, Margaret (Pat's Mother), Perry Gnoid, Lew
